3 April 2007

4 things to do when you get conscripted

How will your life change as a 17-year-old, once the new rules on compulsory "education"/"training" come in? Well, if you choose the school option, these are among the range of exciting, valuable opportunities on offer.

1) Being taught how to walk more effectively. (Never discovered if this was an April Fool's. Not that I think it's beyond the capacity of the educational establishment for absurdity, even if it was a joke.)

2) Engage in online bullying. Or, alternatively, become a victim of it.

3) Risk your life by becoming involved in arson.

4) Add another language to the others you haven't learnt.

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